I'm Dana. I'm tall. My friends call me the great dane. It's kind of a thing. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
Stuart Larkin, Mad TV (via johnbonhamdied)
althought, I’ve gotta admit, the little ghost icon scares me a bit.
mom: Dana! Ryan Reynolds and Liv Blakely got married!!!
me: I think you mean Blake Lively.